The newspapers have been abuzz recently with dirty, regime change agenda headlines screaming that our learned First Lady is evicting hapless villagers from Manzou farm in Mazowe. These Western-sponsored journalists proceed to claim that these 150 families are being evicted to pave way for a private wildlife reserve for Dr Amai and that the National Parks are complicit in this. The villages even had the cheek to engage the sell-outs par excellence, the Zimbabwe Lawyers for Human Rights, and now have a court order banning the eviction.
However our Dr Amai is resourceful and intelligent, as proved by her record-breaking PHD (the fastest PHD in history). She is also a law-abiding citizen and conceded that the court order stopped the police from evicting the villagers. So in the spirit of the letter of the law Dr Amai dispatched 100 patriotic Zebras to evict the Manzou villagers instead. The court order did not mention anything about animals not being allowed to boot out the inhabitants. Our Dr Amai’s mysterious PHD could well have been on law.
Apart from proving that she is a law-abiding citizen, Dr Amai is also proving her green credentials. Not many had expected her to morph into an eco-warrior but no-one should doubt her dynamic character. Last year Dr Amai did her ‘Meet The People’ tour, she met the people and she’s now bored of them. So she has decided to ‘Save The Animals’ this year instead.
Dr Amai is also allegedly planning for the 2018 elections. The ruling party has been known famously to tell its supporters to vote for a baboon if it was a Zanu (PF) candidate. Come 2018 lions and zebras could well form the core of Zanu (PF)’s vote while the MDCs would have been relegated to a few urban stray dogs and counter-revolutionary cane rats.
Another aspect to Dr Amai’s revolutionary outlook that we have learnt is her re-interpretation of the land reform programme. She has decided that the land reform, though undeniably successful, had only resettled humans. Where was the land reform for the animals? Were there not also lions roaring for tobacco farms and over-qualified buffalos ready to plant acres of paprika? So let the greedy humans make way for Dr Amai’s brand new experiment. She calls it ‘The Animal Farm’.
However our Dr Amai is resourceful and intelligent, as proved by her record-breaking PHD (the fastest PHD in history). She is also a law-abiding citizen and conceded that the court order stopped the police from evicting the villagers. So in the spirit of the letter of the law Dr Amai dispatched 100 patriotic Zebras to evict the Manzou villagers instead. The court order did not mention anything about animals not being allowed to boot out the inhabitants. Our Dr Amai’s mysterious PHD could well have been on law.
Apart from proving that she is a law-abiding citizen, Dr Amai is also proving her green credentials. Not many had expected her to morph into an eco-warrior but no-one should doubt her dynamic character. Last year Dr Amai did her ‘Meet The People’ tour, she met the people and she’s now bored of them. So she has decided to ‘Save The Animals’ this year instead.
Dr Amai is also allegedly planning for the 2018 elections. The ruling party has been known famously to tell its supporters to vote for a baboon if it was a Zanu (PF) candidate. Come 2018 lions and zebras could well form the core of Zanu (PF)’s vote while the MDCs would have been relegated to a few urban stray dogs and counter-revolutionary cane rats.
Another aspect to Dr Amai’s revolutionary outlook that we have learnt is her re-interpretation of the land reform programme. She has decided that the land reform, though undeniably successful, had only resettled humans. Where was the land reform for the animals? Were there not also lions roaring for tobacco farms and over-qualified buffalos ready to plant acres of paprika? So let the greedy humans make way for Dr Amai’s brand new experiment. She calls it ‘The Animal Farm’.